Dad Jokes for the Lazy, Unmotivated, and Uninspired

Paddling with Puns and Dad Jokes

Rafting Jokes: When the Current Flows Funny

Rafting Joke: What do you call a raft full of potatoes? A tater tot!

Tubular Joke: What do you call a raft made of old tires? A tubular tire-afting experience!

Trachea and December 27th Puns: Lung-Busting Humor

Trachea Pun: Why did the trachea get a cold? Because it was always in a draft!

December 27th Pun: What do you call the day after Christmas when you’re completely exhausted? The 27th of De-cember!

Knock-Knock Joke: Rafting Edition

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Raft.
Raft who?
Nailed it!

Tubular Dad Joke: Geometry Gone Wild

Tubular Dad Joke: What’s the best way to make a cylindrical raft? Use a hole-y lot of tubes!

Political Anecdote: Rafting in the Swamp

Once upon a time, a political candidate decided to go rafting to connect with his constituents. But when he hit a rogue wave, he lost his balance and fell into the water. As he struggled to swim back to the raft, he realized that he was surrounded by a group of alligators.

Undeterred, the candidate looked at the alligators and said, “Well, boys, it looks like I’m going to be eaten today.”

To his surprise, the alligators replied, “Nonsense! Why, we’d never eat a politician. We’re sworn to protect our own kind!”

Random Joke: Just for Giggles

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

Dad Joke about Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Punchline

What do you call a joke that’s so bad it makes you groan? A “dad joke,” of course!