Dad Jokes: The Not-So-Good, the Kinda Funny, and the Outrageously Hilarious
Activist Jokes
- What do you call an activist who’s always on the move? A locomotion activist!
- Why did the activist get arrested? For protesting the status quo antebellum!
Esophagus vs. December 27th Pun
- What’s the difference between your esophagus and December 27th? One’s a food pipe and the other’s a two food pipe!
Activist Knock-Knock Joke
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Activist.
- Activist who?
- Activist for a change of jokes!
Sus Joke
- Why did the suspicious activist wear a tinfoil hat? To keep the government from reading their mind about their secret plans!
Funny Anecdote
At a political rally, an activist passionately declared, “We need to fight for the rights of all citizens, regardless of their background!” A heckler interrupted, “Like criminals?” Without missing a beat, the activist replied, “Of course! Criminals are citizens too… until they become ex-cons!”
Random Riddle
- What has a head but no brain, a bed but no sleep, and runs but never walks? A river.
Dad Joke about Dad Jokes
- Why are dad jokes so bad? Because they’re not even groan-worthy!
Summary
Prepare yourself for a rollercoaster of dad jokes that will leave you either rolling on the floor laughing or groaning in disbelief. From the not-so-good to the outrageously hilarious, this collection of activist, sus, esophageal, and knock-knock jokes is guaranteed to brighten your day. So sit back, relax, and get ready for a dad joke marathon that’s sure to split your sides!