Dad Jokes to Make You Feather-Brained
Ornithophobia: Fear of Birds
Joke 1: Why are ornithophobes afraid of big birds? Because they’re too chicken to face them!
Joke 2: What do you call a dude with ornithophobia? A dude who’s never seen an eagle!
Aquatic Pun
Joke: What do you call a Greek sea goddess dating December 27th? Tethys on the 27th!
Knock-Knock Joke
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ornithophobe.
Ornithophobe who?
Ornithophobe afraid to open the door, because there might be a birdy behind it!
Dude-Related Dad Joke
Joke: Why did the dude with ornithophobia cross the road? To get to the other side… where there weren’t any birds!
Anecdote
In a political debate, a candidate with ornithophobia declared, “I’m not afraid of any of my opponents! I’m a bird of prey, and I’ll swoop down on any competition!” To which a heckler replied, “You must be a vulture, then!”
Random Riddle
Riddle: I have keys but no locks, I have a space but no room, You can enter but can’t go outside. What am I?
Answer: A keyboard
Dad Joke About Dad Jokes
Joke: Why are dad jokes so bad? Because they’re so fowl!
Expansive Summary
So, there you have it, a sky’s-the-limit array of jokes and riddles guaranteed to make you laugh or groan. From the heights of ornithophobia to the depths of aquatic puns, this article has something for every humor enthusiast. Just remember, ornithophobes may not enjoy these jokes, but that’s okay because they can still be absent-minded about their fear of birds!