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Why Did the Chicken Nuggets Cross the Road?

To get to the other s-ide!

Chicken Nuggets and Cool Beans

What do chicken nuggets and cool beans have in common? They’re both finger-lickin’ good!

Pun-derful Hydra Joke

Why did Hydra get a job at the calendar factory? To make the days fly by!

Knock-Knock, Chicken Nuggets Here

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Chicken nugget.
Chicken nugget who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Chicken nugget.
Chicken nugget who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Chicken nugget.
Chicken nugget who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Chicken nugget.
Chicken nugget who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Chicken nugget.
Chicken nugget who?
That’s just a bunch of chicken nuggets!

Cool Beans Dad Joke

What do you call a bean that’s really cool? A bean that just came out of the fridge!

Chicken Nuggets in Politics

In a political debate, one candidate accused the other of being “as chicken as chicken nuggets.” The other candidate retorted, “And you’re as processed as they are!”

Random Riddle with Dad Joke Punchline

What has four legs but only walks on two? A joke that needs a stool!

Dad Joke about Dad Jokes

Why do people tell dad jokes? Because they’re just not that good!