Dad Jokes at the EU Level
Get ready for some EU-phoric dad jokes!
EU Level Joke:
Why did the EU anthem never make it to the top of the charts?
Because it’s too euro-centric!
EU Grunge Joke:
What do you call a grunge band named after the EU?
The European Union-icorn!
Bronchi/December 28th Joke:
What did the bronchus say to the 28th of December?
“You’re bronchiole than I am!”
EU Knock-Knock Joke:
– Knock, knock.
– Who’s there?
– EU.
– EU who?
– EU-phoric to be here!
EU Grunge Dad Joke:
Why did the grunge band lose the EU music competition?
Because they were too Nirvana-istic!
Political Anecdote:
One EU politician was asked, “What’s the best thing about the EU?”
He replied, “It’s like the Wild West, but with better plumbing!”
Random Joke:
Why was the math book feeling sad?
Because it had too many problems!
Dad Joke about Dad Jokes:
What’s the difference between a dad joke and a riddle?
A riddle is a question with an answer, but a dad joke is just a dad joke!