Dad Jokes for Days: Yorkshire Terrier Edition
Yorkshire Terrier Jokes:
- What do you call a Yorkshire Terrier who’s always up for a party? A paw-ty animal!
- Why did the Yorkshire Terrier cross the road? To get to the other side of the couch!
FOMO Yorkshire Terrier Joke:
- Why didn’t the Yorkshire Terrier want to go to the party? Because he had serious FOMOfobia!
Kidney/December 28th Pun:
- What do you call a kidney that’s really bad at math? An un-kidney-cated kidney!
- What do you call the day after Christmas? “The 2-tired day!”
Knock-Knock Yorkshire Terrier Joke:
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Yorkshire.
- Yorkshire who?
- Yorkshire asking, “Can I come in?”
FOMO Dad Joke:
- Why are FOMO people so bad at making decisions? Because they’re always afraid of missing out on something better!
Yorkie in Politics Anecdote:
- Once, there was a Yorkshire Terrier who ran for political office. He campaigned on the slogan “Vote for me, and I’ll make sure every dog has its day!” Unfortunately, he lost the election by a hair.
Random Joke:
- What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
Dad Joke about the Dad Jokes:
- Why are these dad jokes so bad? Because they’re paw-some!