Dive into the Ocean of Hilarious Dad Jokes

Dad Joke: Triton

Why did Triton get kicked out of the ocean?

Because he was being a little tide-ious!

Triton and Turnt Dad Joke

What do you call a Triton who’s always partying?

A sea-turntle!

Pun: Gums or December 28th

What do you call a Christmas tree with no teeth?

Gumdrop!

Knock-Knock Joke: Triton

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Triton.

Triton who?

Triton-out of here, I need to get back to the ocean!

Turnt Dad Joke

What do you call a party that’s so lit, even the fish are turnt?

A sea-turnt party!

Triton in Politics

Triton ran for president of the ocean, promising to “make waves” in government. However, he lost the election by a narrow margin. Some say it was because he was a little too shellfish with his policies.

Random Joke/Riddle

Why was the bicycle all wet?

Because it went through a puddle!

Dad Joke about Dad Jokes

What do you call a joke that’s so bad, it’s not even worth sharing?

A dad joke!

Expansive Summary

Prepare for a tidal wave of laughter as we dive into an ocean of hilarious dad jokes that are bound to leave you in stitches or at least feeling a little tide-ious. From Triton-themed puns to knock-knock jokes and even some random humor, there’s something here to tickle every funny bone.