Questionable Dad Jokes: A Medley of Dud-worthy Puns and Groan-inducing Gags
Sheikh-y Shenanigans
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Why did the Sheikh cross the road?
To get to the other turb-in. -
What do you call a Sheikh who’s always getting into trouble?
A gnar-ly-Sheikh.
Holiday Mishaps and Monthly Puns
- What do you call it when Oberon, King of the Fairies, loses his memory?
A December 28th.
Knock-Knock, Who’s There?
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sheikh.
Sheikh who?
Sheikh your room and clean it up!
Gnarly Antics
- Why did the gnarly snowboarder get lost?
Because he took the wrong turn at the pow-der-puff trail.
Political Sheikery
- Heard about the Sheikh who ran for office?
He promised to make the mosque-etos better.
Random Riddle
- What has a head and tail but no body?
A coin.
Dad Joke Pun-ishment
- Why are dad jokes so bad?
Because they’re a pun-ishment for being a dad.