Dad Jokes: The Adrenal Gland Edition
Adrenal Gland Jokes
- Why did the adrenal gland get arrested? It was charged with mal-de-stress!
- What do you call a savage adrenal gland? An adre-DREN-aline rush!
Mercury/October 20th Pun
- What do Mercury and October 20th have in common? They’re both fall-ing back!
Adrenal Gland Knock-Knock Joke
- Knock, knock!
- Who’s there?
- Adrenal gland.
- Adrenal gland who?
- Adrenal gland with a joke that will make your heart race!
Savage Adrenal Gland Joke
- What do you call an adrenal gland that’s always up for a fight? Adre-savage-line!
Adrenal Glands in Politics
- In Washington, even the adrenal glands are stressed. They’ve been working overtime to keep up with the political drama!
Random Joke
- What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter!
Expanding Summary
This article delved into the world of dad jokes, exploring the comedic potential of adrenal glands, Mercury, and October 20th. From the “mal-de-stress” arrest to the “adre-DREN-aline” savagery, we laughed at puns, knock-knock jokes, and political anecdotes. Even the random hippo and Zippo joke brought a smile to our faces. These dad jokes may not be everyone’s cup of tea, but they’re sure to give you a chuckle and brighten up your day!