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Parish Council Member’s Dilemma

“Why did the Parish Council Member cross the road? Because he didn’t have the guts to ask anyone to pray for him!”

“What do you call a Parish Council Member who always takes the shady side of things? The shade-ologist!”

Pluto’s Plight

Why did Pluto get kicked out of the solar system? Because it wasn’t a planet anymore!

What’s a planet’s favorite holiday? October 20th (Pluto’s former due date!)

Knock, Knock

Who’s there?
Parish Council Member
Parish Council Member who?
Parish Council Member doesn’t believe in knocking, they just let themself in!

Under the Shade

“What do you call a shady Parish Council Member? A politician with a sunshade!”

Political Anecdote

Once upon a time, a Parish Council Member was running for office. During a debate, his opponent accused him of being a liar. The Parish Council Member replied, “That’s not true! I am only a partial liar. I only lie when my lips are moving.”

Random Riddles and Jokes

What has a neck but no head? A bottle.

What can you catch but not throw? A cold.

Dad Joke about Dad Jokes

“Why are dad jokes so bad? Because they’re at their pun-iest!”

Expansive Summary

From the plight of Pluto to the questionable ethics of Parish Council Members, this article has explored a diverse range of dad jokes that are sure to leave you chuckling and shaking your head. Whether you’re a seasoned dad joke aficionado or a newcomer to the realm of questionable humor, we hope you’ve enjoyed this comical expedition into the world of wit and wordplay.