Dad Jokes: The Bus Driver Edition
Bus Driver Jokes
“Why did the bus driver put on scuba gear? Because he wanted to drive an aqua-bus!”
“What do you call a bus driver who’s always getting lost? A detour-icted driver!”
Bus Driver and Woke Jokes
“What’s a woke bus driver’s favorite saying? ‘Stay bussy, be woke!'”
Pun Jokes
“Why do adenoids hate water? Because it makes their noses run!”
“Why did November 15th get a speeding ticket? Because it came too fast!”
Knock-Knock Jokes
“Knock, knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Bus driver.”
“Bus driver who?”
“Will you please let me in, it’s freezing out here!”
Woke Dad Jokes
“What do you call a woke bus driver who picks up passengers at night? A moonlight insurgent!”
Political Bus Driver Anecdote
“A bus driver was running for mayor, and his campaign slogan was ‘Vote for me, and I’ll put the bus where the action is!'”
Random Joke
“What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs!”
Dad Joke Meta-Joke
“These dad jokes are so bad, they’re bussin’ it!”
Expansive Summary
From bus-related puns to witty anecdotes, this article showcases the boundless humor of dad jokes. Whether you’re behind the wheel of a bus or simply riding as a passenger, these jokes will leave you laughing and asking yourself, “How can I ever top this?” So next time you’re looking for a dash of entertainment, pull over to the side of the road and immerse yourself in the endless chuckles of dad jokes.