Dad Jokes: A Gluten-Free Extravaganza
Gluten-Free Dad Jokes:
- Why is a gluten-free dinner like a good politician? Because it’s safe for everyone.
- What do you call a gluten-free person who’s always “turnt up”? A gluten-free turnt-ista!
Tonsil/October 21st Pun:
- What do tonsils and October 21st have in common? They’re both in October!
Gluten-Free Knock-Knock Joke:
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Gluten-free.
- Gluten-free who?
- I’m gluten-free, but I’m still hungry!
Turnt Dad Joke:
- Why did the gluten-free bread get so turnt? Because it was made with jumping beans!
Gluten-Free in Politics Anecdote:
- A gluten-free politician was running for office. During a debate, his opponent asked, “What’s the best thing about being gluten-free?” The politician replied, “Not having to share my snacks!”
Random Joke/Riddle:
- What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs? A penny.
Bonus Dad Joke:
- What do you call these gluten-free dad jokes? You knead to hear them!