Dad Jokes: A Nutty Good Time
Squirrel Monkey Shenanigans
- Why did the squirrel monkey get arrested? Because he was caught monkeying around!
- What do you call a squirrel monkey that’s totally out of control? Totally monkey-nuts!
Pun-tastic Pheasant
- What do you call a bird that’s born on October 21st? A Phoeberfly!
Squirrel Monkey’s Knock-Knock
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Squirrel monkey.
- Squirrel monkey who?
- Squirrel monkey around and find out!
Totally Rad Dad Joke
- What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm!
Squirrel Monkey in Politics
One day, a squirrel monkey ran for office. When the reporter asked him why, the monkey replied, “Because I wanted to represent the interests of my constituency – the nuts!”
Random Riddle
What has a head but no neck, a back but no spine, and four legs but no feet?
(Answer: A bed)
Dad Joke on Dad Jokes
- Why are dad jokes so bad? Because they’re so a-peel-ing!