Dad Jokes: Arterial Antics
Artery Jokes
- What do you call a blood vessel that’s not working properly? A malfunctioning artery!
- Why did the artery get lost? Because it didn’t have a vein to follow!
Puns & Punny Artery Jokes
- What do you call an artery that’s always stressed? A high-blood pressure artery!
- What do you call an artery that’s always happy? A-ort-some!
Proteus or November 16th Pun Joke
- Why did Proteus, the Greek god of the sea, get arrested on November 16th? Because he kept changing his shape and was charged with identity theft!
Artery Knock-Knock Joke
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Artery.
- Artery who?
- Artery not feeling well, can you help?
Puns & Punny Jokes
- Why did the breadstick go to the doctor? It was feeling a little dough-y!
- What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
Political Anecdote
During a political debate, one candidate accused his opponent of having “a heart like an artery.” His opponent retorted, “That’s not fair! At least arteries are essential for life!”
Random Joke
- How do you fix a cracked pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch!
Dad Joke about Dad Jokes
- What do you call a dad who tells bad jokes? A father of groaners!