Dad Joke Digest for Stargate Universe and Beyond
Stargate Universe Dad Jokes
- Why did the Stargate team get lost in the Destiny universe? Because they couldn’t find the right address!
- What do you call a Stargate that’s stuck in grunge music? A Kurt Cobain-gated!
Puns and Knock-Knock Jokes
- What do you call Rhea when she’s wearing a bikini? A “fall-kini”!
- What do you call October 21st? The thrill of Rhea-lization!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Stargate Universe.
- Stargate Universe who?
- You’re universe-ly awesome!
Grunge Dad Joke
- Why did the grunge band refuse to perform in a Stargate? Because they didn’t want to be “star-gated away!”
Political Anecdote
Remember that time when a Stargate Universe joke was mentioned in Congress? The politicians were debating the budget for space exploration, and one representative said, “We need to send our astronauts through the Stargate… to boldly go where no man has gone before and improve our national debt!”
Random Joke/Riddle
Why did the chicken cross the quantum parallel? To get to the other egg-ternal dimension!
Dad Joke About Dad Jokes
What do you call a dad joke so bad it makes you want to rip out your ear drums? A dad punchline!