Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan (and Sigh)
Babes and Babes Jokes
- What do you call a baby with no arms or legs hanging from a tree? A decoration!
- What should you say to a baby that’s taking its first chill pill? Take a chill pill!
Pun-derful Jokes
- What hangs at the back of your throat and gets you in trouble? Your uvula!
- Why was the calendar arrested? For making too many appointments on November 18th!
Knock-Knock Knock-Ups
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Babe.
Babe who?
Babe in the hospital because she had a baby!
Chill Pill Comics
- What do you call a comic strip character that’s taking it easy? Take a chill pill-man!
Political Babes
One day, a reporter asked a senator, “What do you think of the new law for young mothers?” The senator replied, “I guess it’s a good law for the babes’ in the political woods!”
Just for Laughs
- What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter!
Dad Joke Bonus
- Why are dad jokes so bad? Because they come from the dad-est comedians in the world!