Dad Jokes So Dry, They’ll Make Your Mouth Hydrophobic
Hydrophobia, the fear of water, is a real thing. But don’t worry, because it’s a condition that’s easy to overcome. Just take these jokes, hold your breath, and dive right in:
Dad Joke about Hydrophobia:
Why did the hydrophobic person refuse to go to the beach?
Because they had an extreme case of “wet fear”!
Dad Joke about Hydrophobia (Gnarly Edition):
What do you call a gnarly wave that scares a hydrophobic surfer?
A “gnarly-drop-a-phobia”!
Umbriel Pun:
Why is the moon’s darkest satellite known as Umbriel?
Because it’s always covered in shadow… by November 23rd’s rain!
Knock-Knock Joke about Hydrophobia:
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Hydrophobia.
Hydrophobia who?
Hydrophobia serious phobia of water, so please don’t touch me!
Dad Joke about Gnarly:
Why did the surfer call their gnarly board “Grumpy”?
Because it had a bad attitude… it was always getting “wiped out”!
Hydrophobia in Politics Anecdote:
In a political debate, one candidate claimed that their opponent had a “hydrophobia-like” fear of taxes. To which the opponent replied, “Yes, I do have a fear of taxes, but only when they’re ‘in-da-pocket’!”
Random Joke:
What do you call a sheep with no wool?
A shawn!
Dad Joke about These Dad Jokes:
Why are these dad jokes so bad?
Because they’re all about “dad” stuff, like water and taxes!