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Prepare Yourselves for a Dose of Dadular Shenanigans

Non-Traditional Relationship Dad Jokes

  • What do you call a non-binary couple? A pair of pronouns!
  • Why did the polyamorous relationship fail? Because they couldn’t keep their eyes “off” their partners.

Non-Traditional Relationship Squad Joke

  • What do you call a group of polyamorous friends who love watching Netflix? A “poly-cuddle squad”!

Pun Joke: Hair Follicles vs. November 24th

  • What do hair follicles and November 24th have in common? They’re both full of “thanks-giving”!

Non-Traditional Relationship Knock-Knock Joke

  • Knock, knock.
  • Who’s there?
  • Poly.
  • Poly who?
  • Poly-gamy, but why are you being so serious?

Squad Dad Joke

  • Why did the squad of friends get lost in the forest? Because they took a wrong “squad-turn”!

Funny Anecdote: Non-Traditional Relationship in Politics

  • In a recent debate, a politician facing allegations of non-traditional relationships responded, “I may have had more partners than a dance studio, but at least I’m not a party-pooper!”

Random Joke

  • What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? A stick!

Riddle

  • I have keys but no locks, a space but no room, you can enter but can’t go outside. What am I?
  • (Answer: A keyboard)

Dad Joke on Dad Jokes

  • Why are dad jokes so bad? Because they’re “paw-thetic”!