Dad Jokes So Bad They’re Good
Mercury Madness
-
Why did Mercury get lost in space? Because he didn’t have a map! (Not-very-good)
-
What do you get when you cross Mercury with a scooter? Scootury! (Dad joke gold)
Pun Intended
- What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh! (Neptune pun)
- What’s another name for November 24th? Turkey Thursday. (Thanksgiving pun)
Knock on Mercury
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Mercury.
- Mercury who?
- Mercury to the moon and back! (Knock-knock joke)
Scoot-Worthy Dad Joke
- What do you call a scooter that’s allergic to Mercury? A scoot-free! (Related dad joke)
Mercurial Politics
Mercury was once considered a god of politics. Apparently, he was known for his slippery tongue. (Funny anecdote)
Random Joke/Riddle
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! (Random joke)
Expansive Summary
From Mercury-themed mishaps to planet-related puns, these dad jokes offer a hilarious mix of groan-worthy and grin-inducing moments. Whether you’re a fan of intergalactic humor or clever wordplay, these jokes prove that even the most dad-tacular of quips can provide a much-needed laugh.