Dad Jokes: Dayan, Outta Sight, and More!
Dayan-O-Mite Jokes
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Why did Dayan get lost?
Because he couldn’t follow his own nose! -
What did Dayan say when he vanished?
“Outta sight!”
Punderful Jokes
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What do you call a moon that’s full of holes?
Enceladus, the Swiss cheese moon! -
Why did the turkey get arrested on November 24th?
Because it was caught stuffing!
Knock, Knock
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Dayan.
- Dayan who?
- Dayan want a piece of cheese?
Outta Sight Jokes
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Why did Dayan put on sunglasses?
Because he couldn’t stand the glare. -
What did Dayan say when he was in a dark room?
“I can’t see anything! Outta sight!”
Political Pun-ishment
Once, Dayan ran for mayor and lost. When asked why, he said, “I just couldn’t seem to win over my constituents. I guess I was a nose-less candidate!”
Random Riddles and Jokes
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What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs in the evening?
(Answer: A human) -
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?
(Answer: A stick)
Dad Joke Dad Joke
- Why did the dad joke become a politician?
Because it always promises to deliver, but never actually follows through.