Bread Head-Scratchers for the Whole Loaf
Bread-y Dad Jokes
– Why did the bread cross the road? To get to the other yeast!
– What do you call a bread that’s always in the wrong place? A mistuke!
Politically Incorrect Bread Jokes
– Why did the old bread get upset? Because it was too stale to remember!
Spittin’ Saliva and November 25th Puns
– Why do salivary glands have such a dry sense of humor? They give you the dry heaves!
– What do you call the day after Thanksgiving? Black Friday the 25th!
Knocking on Bread’s Door
– Knock, knock!
– Who’s there?
– Bread.
– Bread who?
– You’re my butter half!
Bread in Politics
– In the last election, a loaf of bread ran for office. Its campaign slogan was: “Vote for me, I’m the knead of the hour!”
Dad Joke About Dad Jokes
– Why do dads love telling dad jokes? Because they’re the yeast they can do!
Random Riddle
– What do you put in a toaster to make bread rich? A buck!
Expansive Summary
Gather ’round, folks, for a slice of laughter with these bread-themed dad jokes! From the “mistaking” bread to the “salivary” glands, these jokes will have you crumb-ling with laughter. Knock, knock, who’s there? Bread! You’re my butter half! Don’t forget the politically incorrect “stale” bread joke that will leave a taste of humor in your mouth. Even bread has a place in politics, with the “knead of the hour” campaign slogan. And finally, for those who want a little more, we’ve included a random riddle and a dad joke about the very jokes you just enjoyed. Get ready for a “yeasting” good time!