Jolly Old Dad Jokes: Holidays, Flex, and More!
Holidays
“What do you call Santa’s helpers who are always getting into trouble? Elf-bettors!”
“What do you get when you cross Santa and a detective? Claus and effect!”
Holidays and Flex
“Why did Santa do squats every day? To build up his ‘flex’ appeal!”
Ureter or November 25th
“What do you call a kidney that’s always on the go? A यूरेटर.”
“What day of the year is the most beautiful? November 25th, it’s Tur-key day!”
Holiday Knock-Knock
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Holiday.
- Holiday who?
- Holiday up the reindeer and let’s get this sleigh ride started!
Holidays and Flex, Again
“Why do reindeer need Flex Seal? To keep their hooves from falling off during their long journey!”
Political Holiday Humor
“In politics, Santa’s workshop is often referred to as the ‘gift exchange program.'”
Random Joke
“What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!”
Joke for All Seasons
“I’m not a dad, but I once made a pun so bad that people started throwing tomatoes at me. I guess you could say it was a ‘fruitful’ experience!”