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Puns and Knockers: Lobster-licious Dad Jokes

Dad Joke About Lobster

What do you call a lobster with no claws?

Shell-less!

Dad Joke About Lobster and On God

What does a lobster say when it swears?

On cod!

Pun Joke About Oil Glands

Why did the oil gland get a speeding ticket?

For greasing the road!

Knock-Knock Joke About Lobster

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lobster.
Lobster who?
Lobster see you later!

Dad Joke About On God

What do you call a fish that follows the rules?

A god-fish!

Political Lobster Antics

A lobster was running for mayor, but they lost the election because they were too crustacean!

Random Joke/Riddle

What has a thumb and four fingers but is not alive?

A glove.

Dad Joke About These Dad Jokes

Why are these dad jokes so bad?

Because they aren’t half-shelled!