Dad Jokes That Will Make You Roll Your Eyes (And Smile)
Callisto: The Dad Joke Moon
- Why did Callisto get lost in space? Because it didn’t know the constellations.
- What do you call a guy who loves hanging out with Callisto? A Callisto-holic!
Rizz-omatic Dad Jokes
- Why is Rizz so good at trivia? Because he’s always got the “Ritz” answer.
- What did Rizz say when he tripped over a rock? “I’ve got a Rizz-idual injury!”
Pun-derful Moments
- Why is November 26th such a muscle-ful day? Because it’s the day we celebrate Thanksgiving and gain a few extra “muscles.”
- What do you call a muscle that’s always sleepy? A “snoozy-cle.”
Callisto’s Knock-Knock Adventure
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Callisto.
- Callisto who?
- Callisto my Jupiter, you’re a sight for sore eyes!
Rizz-iculous Dad Jokes
- What do you call a guy who’s always talking about his Rizz? A “Rizzident comedian.”
- Why did Rizz never play hide-and-seek? Because he was always too “Rizz-lectable.”
Callisto’s Political Anecdote
In a political debate, Callisto once said, “I’m the candidate who will put the ‘moon’ in ‘moonlight’!”
Random Dad Joke for Good Measure
- What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
Dad Joke Meta-Joke
- Why are dad jokes so bad? Because they’re “dad-teriorating” over time!
Expansive Summary
Prepare yourself for a lunar voyage of laughter with these dad jokes about Callisto, Rizz, muscles, and more. From the “Callisto-holic” who can’t find his way out of space to the “Rizz-ident comedian” who can’t resist a good pun, there’s something for every humor enthusiast. Don’t forget to laugh at the irony of dad jokes themselves, because they’re the epitome of (dad) comedy gold!