Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Hilarious
Dad Joke on Crime:
Why did the criminal wear sunglasses during his trial?
Answer: Because he didn’t want to get caught staring.
Dad Joke on Nature and Outdoors:
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Answer: Fsh!
Pun Joke on Ears:
What do you call a deaf person who wears earrings?
Answer: Anything you want!
Knock-Knock Joke on Crime:
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Police. Police who? Police to take you to your cell!
Dad Joke on Nature and Outdoors:
What do trees wear to weddings?
Answer: Bark suits!
Funny Anecdote on Crime in Politics:
A politician was caught red-handed stealing money from the city treasury. When the judge asked him why he did it, the politician replied, “Because I wanted to have a comfortable retirement!”
Random Joke:
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?
Answer: A stick!
Dad Joke on Dad Jokes:
What do you call a dad joke that’s so bad it’s actually good?
Answer: A “groan-worthy” joke!