Fear Not, Dad Jokes Abound!
Dark Humor: Thanatophobia
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Why did the person with thanatophobia avoid the funeral home? Because they didn’t want to die-rectly enter!
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What’s the best way to cheer up a person with thanatophobia around Christmas? Tell them, “Don’t worry, Santa Claws!”
Puns and Knock-Knocks
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Why did Deimos have to leave on November 27th? Because it was his March date!
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Death.
Death who?
Death is the day you’ll regret when you read these puns!
Holiday Humor: Thanatophobia Edition
- What do you call a person with thanatophobia around Halloween? A boo-tiful sight!
Political Anecdote
- A politician with thanatophobia once said, “I’m not afraid of death, but I don’t want to be there when it happens.”
Random Joke Extravaganza
- Why didn’t the bicycle get invited to the party? Because it was two-tired!
Dad Joke about Dad Jokes
- What do you call a dad who tells bad jokes? A groan zone!