Dad Jokes: The Diplomat’s Secret Weapon
Diplomats are known for their diplomacy and negotiation skills. But did you know they also have a secret weapon: dad jokes?
Diplomat’s Got Jokes
Diplomat: “What’s the difference between a diplomat and a politician?”
Answer: “A diplomat tells polite lies, while a politician tells impolite truths.”
Diplomat: “Why did the diplomat cross the road?”
Answer: “To get to the other peacetreaty.”
Animal Puns
Diplomat: “What do you call a diplomat who loves animals?”
Answer: “A panther negotiator.”
Palate Pleasers and November Surprises
Diplomat: “What do you call a meeting between a chef and a diplomat?”
Answer: “A palate summit.”
Diplomat: “What’s the date when people are most hungry?”
Answer: “November 27th! It’s the day before ‘ate’.”
Knock-Knock Jokes
Diplomat: “Knock, knock.”
Who’s there? “Nobel.”
Nobel who? “Nobel idea, let’s work together for world peace!”
Animal Puns, Take Two
Diplomat: “What do you call a diplomat who’s always getting into trouble?”
Answer: “A panda-monium starter.”
Politics and Puns
A diplomat was giving a speech at a political rally. As he finished up, he said, “And in conclusion, let’s remember that we’re all in this together.”
A voice from the back of the crowd piped up, “Together in a ditch?”
The diplomat chuckled and replied, “Yes, together in a ditch…but only if we fail to work together.”
Bonus: A Hair-Raising Riddle
What do you call a man with no hair on his head and a mustache?
Answer: A diplomatic bald-faced liar.
Summary:
Diplomats, masters of diplomacy, have a secret weapon up their sleeve: dad jokes. From polite lies to puns about animals, palate pleasers, and knock-knock jokes, these diplomats prove that humor can be a powerful tool in negotiations. After all, who can resist a diplomatic bald-faced liar with a mustache?