Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan (Or Laugh)
Spider Jokes
- Why did the spider wear a bow tie? Because it was going to a formaldehyde party.
- What did the spider say to his bae? You’re the bae of my web.
Pun Jokes
- What do you call a moon that’s spying on you? Gany-looker.
- What did the turkey say on November 27th? Gobble gobble, it’s Black Turkeys-day!
Knock-Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Spider. Spider who? Spider-man is not a spider!
Bae Jokes
- Why did bae leave the party? Because it wasn’t very bae-sic.
Spider in Politics
A spider ran for office once, but it never had a chance. Why? Because it kept getting caught in its own web of lies!
Random Jokes
- What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
Dad Joke About Dad Jokes
What do you call a dad who tells bad jokes? A dad-ical offender!