Get Ready to Roll Your Eyes (and Laugh) with These Dad Jokes
Who needs adrenaline when we’ve got these rib-tickling dad jokes?
Adrenal Gland Jokes
- What do you call an adrenal gland that’s always on the go? A hypertense gland.
- What’s the deal with radical adrenal glands? They’re always so extreme.
Lymph Node/November 27th Joke
- What’s the difference between a lymph node and November 27th? One’s a swell day, the other’s a swell gland.
Adrenal Gland Knock-Knock Joke
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Adrenal.
- Adrenal who?
- I’m adrenal glands, you’re stressed!
Radical Joke
- What do you call a radical politician who’s always taking up causes? A gland slammer.
Political Anecdote
In a political debate, one candidate accused his opponent of being like an adrenal gland. “He’s always full of fight or flight and never takes a stand!”
Random Joke/Riddle
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
Dad Joke on Dad Jokes
- What do you call a dad joke that’s so bad it’s actually funny? A dad masterpiece.