Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Cure for Iatrophobia
Iatrophobia: Fear of Doctors
- Why did the doctor text his patient “BRB”? Because he was headed to “see” [C].
- What do you call a doctor who’s always sneaking glances at your medical files? A peeka-boo-iatrician!
Hits Different
- Why did the doctor order a “Hits Different”? Because he wanted his patient to “feel better” [B].
- What do you get when you cross a doctor with a DJ? A hits-different-alogist!
Phoebe or November 27th
- What’s the best way to remember to wash your hands? Set a “phoebe” [A].
- What do you get when you cross a turkey with a calendar? Thanksgiving on “novem-bird” [C].
Knock-Knock
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Iatrophobia.
- Iatrophobia who?
- I’m afraid of doctors, knock knock me down!
Political Iatrophobia
- Why did the politician with iatrophobia refuse to go to the doctor? Because he didn’t want to run for office!
Random Joke
- Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
Dad Joke Summary
These dad jokes are sure to bring a smile to your face, even if they might leave you groaning at times. From puns to knock-knocks, there’s a little something here to cure your iatrophobia or simply brighten your day. Just remember: these jokes are like doctors – they may not always be funny, but they’re still worth a “Hit Different!”
Notes:
[A] Phoebe is a pronunciation of the letter F
[B] “BRB” is an internet acronym for “Be Right Back”
[C] “Hits Different” is a popular phrase meaning something is more memorable or unusual than expected