Embark on a Dad Joke Bonanza: Hilarious Mishaps and Questionable Humor
Dad Jokes: A Warning to Horny Teens
“Why don’t teens like prehistoric archaeology? Because they’re afraid to dig it!”
“What do you call a teenager’s favorite construction machine? A dig-it-all!”
Pun-derful Puns
“I have a large intestine, but I’m not constipated. I just love eating Thanksgiving dinner.”
“What do you call the day after Thanksgiving? Twenty-eight.”
Knock-Knock Knockoff
“Knock, knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Horny.”
“Horny who?”
“Horny teen, I’m just kidding, I’m dad!”
Dad Joke Encore: Digging Deeper
“Why did the teenager take a shovel to prom? To dig for gold(en opportunities).”
Political Punchline
“I heard a politician talking about horny teens the other day. I guess they’re trying to increase their poll numbers.”
Random Riddle
“I have a bed, but I don’t sleep. I have a mouth, but I don’t eat. What am I?” – A river
Bonus Dad Joke: A Joke About Dad Jokes
“Why are dad jokes so bad? Because they’re all groan-worthy!”