Dad Jokes: The Mayordom’s Curse
Mayor Mayhem
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What’s a mayor’s favorite bean? Cool beans!
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Why was the mayor so cool? Because he was the mayor of Bean Town!
Penile Pranks
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What do you call a politician with a small… mind? A mayor!
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What day of the year is all about sausage? November 28th, because it’s “Polish” Day!
Knock, Knock
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Mayor.
- Mayor who?
- Mayor the guy who just ran for re-election!
Cool Beans Conundrum
- What do you get when you cross a mayor with a cool bean? A cool mayor!
Political Puns
- Mayor: “I’m running for re-election because I have a vision for our city.”
- Voter: “A vision of what, a new parking lot?”
Random Riddles and Wisecracks
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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
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Why are dad jokes so bad? Because they’re “parent”-ly approved!
Dad Joke Conclusion
These dad jokes may not be the best, but they certainly have a mayor-ly impact on your humor! From the “cool” puns to the “eye-opening” riddles, these jokes will have you shouting “mayor-cy!” with laughter.