Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan
Uranus Jokes
- What did the astronomer say when he found out he had been studying Uranus? “My whole career has been a big gas!”
- What do you call a ghost who visits Uranus? A ghosted astronaut!
Nose/November Jokes
- Why is a nose a great place to hide change? Because it’s always in your pocket!
- What do you call someone who’s always confused on November 30th? Turkeys! (Because they’re stuffed up!)
Knock-Knock Joke
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Uranus.
- Uranus who?
- Uranus my dinner, it’s delicious!
Ghosted Jokes
- What’s the difference between a ghost and a dad who went to get milk? One actually came back!
- Why didn’t the ghost get into politics? Because he couldn’t keep his platform up!
Dad Joke Anecdote
Once, during a political debate, a candidate boasted, “I’ve never made a Uranus joke!” To which his opponent quipped, “I’m Uranus and I’m offended!”
Random Joke
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
Dad Joke Meta-Joke
Why are dad jokes so bad? Because they’re like mini-vans: they’re for transportation, not for style!