Dad Joke Bonanza: Peelers Only
Banana Jokes
- Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well!
- What do you call a banana that can’t say “no”? A banana with rizz!
Styx/December Pun
- Did you hear about the band Styx? Their biggest hit was “Come Sailing December 1st”!
Banana Knock-Knock Joke
- Knock, knock!
- Who’s there?
- Banana.
- Banana who?
- Knock, knock! (Repeat ad infinitum)
Rizz Joke
- Why did the banana with rizz get elected president? Because it promised to “peel the nation together”!
Political Banana Anecdote
Once, a candidate for office was making a speech when a banana suddenly fell from the podium. The candidate quickly exclaimed, “Don’t worry, folks! It’s just a campaign peel!”
Random Joke/Riddle
- What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
Dad Joke about Dad Jokes
- What do you call dad jokes about fruit? Banana-l puns!
Expansive Summary
This article is a collection of dad jokes, puns, and knock-knock jokes centered around the theme of bananas and rizz. The humor ranges from silly to groan-worthy, but all are sure to bring a smile to your face. Whether you’re a fan of banana-l puns, Styx puns, or just enjoy a good laugh, this article has something for you. So sit back, relax, and prepare to be entertained!