Dad Jokes for the Whole Family: Pastors, Pun-derful Puns, and Educational Antics
Pastor Puns
- Why is the pastor always so well-dressed? Because he’s a clergy-man!
- What do you call a pastor who’s always on time? A watch-pastor!
Pastor and Education
- Why was the pastor so bad at math? Because he always confused his sermons with his equations!
- What subject did the pastor teach in school? Sunday School!
Puns
- What do you call a moon that’s too cold? A Mimas-icle!
- Why don’t you trust December 1st? Because the 31st is always Deceiving!
Knock-Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Pastor.
- Pastor who?
- Pastor-ize this milk because it’s starting to get stinky!
Educational Antics
- Why did the student cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
- What do you call a teacher who’s always lost? A mis-direction!
Pastoral Antics in Politics
Once, a pastor ran for mayor and lost by a narrow margin. When asked how he felt, he replied, “I guess I wasn’t the best at stump speeches!”
Random Riddles
- What has many keys but can’t open a single door? A piano.
- What gets wet when it dries? A towel.
Dad Joke about Dad Jokes
- What do you call a joke that’s so bad it makes you groan? A dad joke!