Dad Jokes So Bad They’re Good (Or Not)
Abortion Jokes
- Why did the abortion clinic hire a comedian? To lighten up the mood!
- Why was the unborn baby in the Lowkey position? Because it was hiding from the nurse.
Pun Jokes
- What do you call a breast with high morals? A nipple of integrity.
- What day is it when you pray to your Christmas tree? December 3rd!
Knock-Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Abortion.
- Abortion who?
- Abortion done it!
Related Dad Jokes
- Why did Lowkey get arrested? For hiding in the abortion clinic!
Political Anecdote
In a political debate about abortion, one candidate said, “We need to protect the rights of the unborn.” The other candidate replied, “What about the rights of the unborn-again Christian?”
Bonus Random Joke
Why did the math book look so sad? Because it had too many problems.
Summary
This article presented a collection of dad jokes ranging from groan-worthy to laugh-out-loud funny. From abortion-related puns to political anecdotes, each joke was designed to elicit a chuckle (or eye roll) from readers.