The Pun-derful World of Dad Jokes

Tell me a Dad Joke about Babes:

Why are babies such good dancers? Because they’re always rockin’ the crib!

Another Dad Joke about Babes related to Salty:

What do you call a baby with a salty mouth? A salty babe!

Pun Joke about Despina or December 5th:

What do you call a Greek goddess who’s always cold? De-spina-ted!

Knock-Knock joke about Babes:

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Babe.
Babe who?
Babe in the woods, lost and confused!

Dad Joke about Salty:

What do you call a salty dog who’s always complaining? A salty barker!

Funny Anecdote about Babes in Politics:

Once, a politician was giving a speech in front of a group of babies. He asked them, “Do you want me to be your president?”
The babies all started crying.
The politician looked confused and asked, “Why are you crying?”
One of the babies said, “Because we can’t vote yet!”

Random Joke or Riddle:

What has a thumb and four fingers but is not alive? A glove!

Dad Joke about these Dad Jokes:

Why are these dad jokes so bad? Because they’re not dad jokes, they’re dad puns!