Dad Jokes: Punk and Ghosted Edition
Punk-tastic Puns
- What do you call a punk rocker who’s always late? A deadliner!
- Why was the punk rocker arrested? For ghosted-ing his victims!
Cerberus and December 5th Puns
- What do you call the three-headed dog guarding the underworld in December? Kerberos Claus!
- Why did the December 5th get a cold? It caught the flu-mbango!
Punk Knock-Knock Joke
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Punk
Punk who?
Punk you’re my favorite guitarist!
Ghosted-ly Dad Joke
What do you call a ghost who loves punk music? A ghosted punk-ster!
Politically Punny Punk Anecdote
A punk rocker attended a political rally and yelled, “We want anarchy!” The politician responded, “I didn’t know you were so fond of canned fish!”
Random Joke
Why was the math book so sad? Because it had too many problems!
Dad Joke about Dad Jokes
What do you call a dad who tells bad jokes? A pun-ishment!