Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Hilarious
Rap-Related Dad Jokes
- Why did the rapper get lost? Because he didn’t know where the beats were!
- What do you call a rapper who’s always rhyming? A rhyme-stone!
Bae-Related Jokes
- Why did Bae leave the rap concert? Because it was too bae-sic!
- What do you call a rapper who’s always hitting on Bae? A bae-rapper!
Pun Jokes
- What do you call a bunch of lymph vessels? Lymph-o-city!
- What do you call December 7th? Pearl Harbor-day!
Knock-Knock Jokes
- Knock-knock!
- Who’s there?
- Rap.
- Rap who?
- Rap-unzel, Rap-unzel, let down your hair!
Dad Jokes for Leftovers
- How do you fix a cracked pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch!
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
Bonus Joke
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh!
Anecdote
During a political debate, a rapper was asked what his platform was. He replied, “I’m here to make sure that the mic is never dropped!”
Dad Joke about These Dad Jokes
Why are these dad jokes so bad? Because they’re all rap-ed up!