Dad Jokes for the Unconventional
Relationship Jokes
- Why did the couple get married in a cave? Because it was a great limestone for a relationship!
- What do you call a relationship that’s like a construction site? It’s a dig it situation.
Punny Jokes
- Who’s the most polite bass player in rock history? Sting!
Knock-Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you, my unconventional relationship!
Dad Jokes about “Dig It”
- Why couldn’t the archaeologist find his shovel? Because it was buried!
Political Anecdote
- A politician was asked about his unconventional relationship with his constituents. He replied, “I’m not an unconventional relationship expert, but I do know that my constituents and I have a lot of dirt on each other.”
Random Joke
- What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
Riddle
- I have a neck, but no head. I have two arms, but no hands. I am always hungry, but never eat. What am I? A shirt.
Epilogue: Dad Jokes for Dad Jokes
- Why did the dad joke cross the road? To get to the other side of the punchline!