Knock, Knock, Who’s There? Dad Jokes Galore!
Missions Director Jokes
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What do you call a Missions Director who’s always on the lookout? A Sus-pect!
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Why did the Missions Director cross the road? To get to the other Sus-ide.
Callisto/December 8th Pun
- Why is Callisto so hot on December 8th? Because it’s a Jovian Moon-day!
Missions Director Knock-Knock Joke
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Missions Director. Missions Director who? Missions Director you to vote for me!
Sus Joke
- Why did the astronauts call their spaceship “Sussy”? Because there was an impostor among them!
Missions Director in Politics Anecdote
- A Missions Director was running for office and promised to build a bridge to the moon. A voter asked, “How are you going to do that?” The Missions Director replied, “Easy! I’ll just say, ‘Abracada-moon!'”
Random Dad Joke
- Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
Dad Joke About Dad Jokes
- What do you call a joke that makes you groan? A Dad Groaner!
Expansive Summary
Well, there you have it, folks! A smorgasbord of dad jokes that might make you chuckle or groan in equal measure. From Missions Director puns to Sus-picious riddles, we’ve got you covered. Remember, even the worst dad joke can bring a smile to your face, so don’t be afraid to embrace your inner dad and share a chuckle with your friends and family.