Dad Jokes for Any Occasion
Prepare to laugh out loud with these rib-tickling dad jokes that will make you groan and smile simultaneously!
Scapula Shenanigans
- What’s a medical term that sounds like a body part that holds a shoulder in place? Scap-you-la!
- Why did the dad joke about his shoulder blade get so many groans? Because it was a stupid scap-you-la joke!
Puns and Knock-Knock Antics
- What do you call a vocal cord that can’t decide which side it’s on? A glottis-stuck!
- December 9th is a holiday in Antarctica because it’s the night before it’s 10 degrees below freezing!
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Scapula. Scapula who? Scapula-show you how to crack a dad joke!
More Scapula Silliness
- What do you call a dad joke that’s not very clever? A scapula-ous joke!
- In a political debate, one candidate argued, “My opponent would scapula-te from the facts.”
A Random Riddler
I’m always there, but I’m often overlooked. You use your mouth, but not to talk. What am I? Answer: Breath
The Dad Joke of All Dad Jokes
Why are dad jokes so bad? Because they’re a-parent-ly terrible!
Summary
From puns to knock-knock antics, this collection of dad jokes has something for everyone. So gather your family or friends and prepare for a night filled with laughter and groan-worthy humor!