Dad Jokes: Renal Rhapsody
Renal Riff:
– Why did the kidneys cross the road? To get to the other pee!
Woke Wisdom:
– What do you call a woke kidney? A UN-in-a-box!
Gumdrop Goofiness:
– What’s pink and makes your breath smell bad? A boxing kangaroo! (Get it? “Gums” and “December 10th” — “10th” = “tenth”)
Renal Knock-Knock:
– Knock, knock.
– Who’s there?
– Kidney.
– Kidney who?
– I’m an organ you need to pee!
Woke Wokeness:
– Why did the woke kidney march in the protest? Because it was tired of being beaned! (Pun intended)
Kidneys in the Political Arena:
– In a recent election, the kidney candidate promised to “excrete” all the corruption out of the system. He campaigned on the slogan, “Vote for me, and let’s flush out the bad guys!”
Random Riddle:
– What has no eyes, no nose, and no mouth but can still tell you something? A mirror.
Dad Jokes on Dad Jokes:
– Why are dad jokes so bad? Because they’re renal in origin! (Get it? “Renal” = “kidney” — pun intended)