Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Bloody
Dad Joke: Blood
“What do you call a vampire who’s always in a good mood?”
“A sanguine optimist!”
Dad Joke: Blood (Dummy Hard)
“What’s dummy hard to donate?”
“Blood.”
Pun Joke: Jupiter
“Jupiter is certainly a gas planet.”
Knock-Knock Joke: Blood
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Blood.
Blood who?
Blood type O-negative, I’m on a diet!
Dad Joke: Dummy Hard
“What’s dummy hard to hold on to?”
“A wet baby.”
Political Anecdote: Blood
“A politician once said, ‘If you can’t get your blood from a blood bank, get it from a Republican.'”
Random Joke/Riddle
“What goes up a chimney down, but can’t go down a chimney up?”
“An umbrella.”
Summary
This article features a collection of dad jokes that range from groan-inducing to downright hilarious. From puns about planets to jokes about blood and babies, there’s something for everyone with a sense of humor. And hey, if these jokes don’t make you laugh, at least they’ll make your blood pressure go up.
Dad Joke: Dad Jokes
“What do you call a dad who’s always telling jokes?”
“A bad dad-vocate!”