Dad Jokes to Make You Groan
Elon Musk and Space
- Why did Elon Musk get lost in space? Because he took the wrong turn at Pluto!
- What’s Elon Musk’s favorite dance? The SpaceX shuffle.
Puns on Io and December 10th
- What do you call Io’s love of riding? A moon-tastic bike ride!
- What do you get when you rearrange the letters in “December 10th”? “December Tenth!”
Elon Musk Knock-Knock Joke
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Tesla.
- Tesla who?
- Tesla truck you can afford one day!
Gyat and Elon Musk
- Why did Gyat cross the road? To get to the other rocket launch!
Elon Musk in Politics
A politician asked Elon Musk, “Why are you in politics?” Elon replied, “Because I’m the only one who can launch a rocket to escape the madness!”
Random Fun
- What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.
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