Have a Giggle with These Groan-Worthy Dad Jokes
Androgynous Antics
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What do you call an androgynous golfer? A swing-and-a-missus!
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Why did the androgynous general lose the battle? Because they couldn’t tell which side they were on!
Historical Hysteria
- Why didn’t the androgynous revolutionary join the Redcoats? Because they couldn’t decide whether to wear a powdered wig or a bonnet!
Punny Shenanigans
- What do you call a vagina that’s full of Christmas presents? A December 11th!
Knock-Knock Humor
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Androgynous.
- Androgynous who?
- Don’t be ridiculous! You can’t tell if I’m coming or going!
Political Puns
- Why did the androgynous politician always win elections? Because they had a “neither here nor there” attitude!
Random Riddles
- What has a bed but no head, a mouth but no teeth, and runs but never walks? A river.
Bonus Dad Joke
- What do you call a dad who’s obsessed with jokes? A practical jokester!
Summary
From androgenous antics to historical humor and punny shenanigans, these dad jokes are sure to bring a smile to your face and a chuckle to your day. Whether you’re an androgynous-loving enthusiast or simply enjoy a good groan, these jokes have got you covered. So, next time you need a quick laugh, reach for one of these gems and let the dad jokes flow!