Dad Jokes for the Win!
Dad Jokes about Parenting
Q: Why did the dad put his toddler in the freezer?
A: Because he wanted to see a little ice cream!
Q: What do you call a kid who is always getting into trouble?
A: A handful!
Dad Jokes about Parenting Gnarly
Q: Why was Gnarly the worst babysitter?
A: Because he kept throwing the baby in the air and screaming, “Cowabunga, dude!”
Europa or December 13th Pun Joke
Q: What did Europa say to December 13th?
A: “I’m sorry, but I’m not interested in dating someone who only comes around once every four years!”
Knock-Knock Joke about Dad Jokes about Parenting
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dad.
Dad who?
Dad who is not funny, but loves to make bad jokes anyway!
Dad Joke about Gnarly
Q: Why did Gnarly get lost in the ocean?
A: Because he didn’t know how to read the currents!
Political Dad Joke Anecdote
Once, a dad politician was giving a speech and said, “My opponent has a terrible plan for our children!”
A dad in the crowd shouted, “Yeah, they’re going to turn them into jokes!”
Random Joke/Riddle
Q: What is the best thing about Switzerland?
A: I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.