Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan
Quad Jokes
- Why did the quad get a traffic ticket? Because it was driving a four-wheeler!
- What do you call a quad with an attitude? A squad!
Bronchi and December 13th Jokes
- What do you call a bronchus with a bad attitude? A bronchial bully!
- Why did December 13th get arrested? Because it was a bad date!
Quad Knock-Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Quad.
Quad who?
Quad-gon’ make me laugh!
Squad Joke
- Why did the squad get lost? Because they didn’t know where to quad!
Quad in Politics
One time, a politician was giving a speech about the importance of infrastructure. He said, “We need to invest in our roads, our bridges, and our quads!” Everyone in the audience looked puzzled until he quickly corrected himself and added, “I mean, our quads… the pavement under our feet.”
Anecdote
One day, a dad and his son were playing in the yard when the son asked, “Dad, why do you have two quads?” The dad replied, “Well, son, one is for my left leg and the other is for my right leg.” The son thought for a moment and then asked, “But Dad, what if you lose one of your legs?” The dad smiled and said, “Then I would have a quad-liplegic!”
Random Joke
- What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
These dad jokes are so bad, they’re almost good!