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Spooktacular Dad Jokes for the Celestial Season

Dim Jokes About Deimos

  • Why is Deimos such a dim planet? Because it doesn’t have any bright ideas!
  • What do you call Deimos when it’s all lit up? A glow stick!

Deimos and the Turnt Crowd

  • Why did Deimos get turned away from the rave? Because it wasn’t turnt enough!
  • What did Deimos say after getting rejected from the club? “I’m so turnt I’m practically glowing!”

Puns for the Season

  • Why is Europa so popular with scientists? Because it’s the next stop after Uranus!
  • What did the calendar say to December 13th? “You’re going to be unlucky!”

Knock-Knock on Deimos

  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Deimos. Deimos who? Deimos is my favorite moon, can’t you tell from my jokes?

Turnt Up Dad Joke

  • Why did the DJ playing EDM music ask Deimos out? Because it wanted to make the right connection!

Deimos in Politics

  • Deimos recently ran for mayor of Phobos. When asked why, it replied, “Because I want to make a glowing difference in our community!”

Randomity, Thrown In Too

  • Why is it so hard to play hide-and-seek on Mars? Because there’s no place to hide!

Meta-Joke for the Finale

  • Why are all these dad jokes so bad? Because they’re from Mars, which as we know, isn’t a real dad joke planet!