Dad Jokes: The Orange Edition
Feeling a little “orange” today? We’ve got some dad jokes that will have you “peel”ing with laughter!
Orange You Glad I Didn’t Say Banana?
Workplace Wit:
“I ordered an orange juice at work today, and my boss ‘squeezed’ me for every last drop!”
Gums or October 23rd?
“What do you call a chewing gum that’s lost its flavor? A ‘gum-ble’!”
“Why did the skeleton go trick-or-treating on October 23rd? To get his ‘early bird’ bones!”
Knock-Knock: Orange
“Knock, knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Orange.”
“Orange who?”
“Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?”
Workplace Wit (continued):
“After my boss asked me to ‘paint the office,’ I went to the store and bought a gallon of ‘Orange Crush.’ Now I just need to figure out how to explain this to him without getting ‘pulped’!”
Orange in Politics:
During a presidential campaign, a candidate was asked about his stance on oranges. He replied, “I’m pro-orange, but I’m not pro-peel!”
Riddle:
What do you get when you cross an orange and a clock?
Answer: Tang!
Dad Joke about Dad Jokes:
“Why are dad jokes so bad? Because they’re ‘pun’ishable!”
Summary:
From the fruity puns to the witty office humor, these dad jokes about oranges are sure to brighten your day and make you “grape-ful” for a good laugh. So next time you need a quick pick-me-up, just think about these dad jokes and you’ll be feeling “peachy” keen!